July 13, 2008 § Leave a comment
First guy: Give me a drink!
Second guy: Yes, give him a drink – quick!
Bartender: What will you have?
First Guy: Hell, I dunno. A cosmo? Yeah, a cosmo!(Then in an aside to Second guy): What’s a cosmo? Oh, I don’t care. Just give me one. Make it a double. The in-laws are here for the weekend.
Overheard at the Jive&Wail (a dueling piano club) in Maplewood during the Let Them Eat Art festival in (early) celebration of Bastille Day.